Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween, Nation.

Tom Brady was already in on the festivities during last Sunday's post-game presser. He's dressing up as Hillary Duff.

Seriously. A newsboy cap. Seriously. How can you not hate this fucker?

If you're gonna party tonight, be safe. Trick O' Treating? Likewise.

Down here in Miami it's raining like Noah just collected the last remaining alpacas and all the women and liquor he could carry (40 days and nights worth), and rambled up into his boat. Sheets of rain.

But fuck that. I'm going out anyway. My three year old son is dressing up like a Power Ranger. Afraid of getting soaked and catching a cold? Man up, boy. Because that costume made of thin polyester and synthetic nylons that cost the sweat shop people $3.00 to make, cost me $30.00 to purchase. So grab your bucket and let's do this. And no rain coats either. I don't recall ever seeing a Power Ranger wearing a rain coat. You want candy? You're earning that shit tonight.

Happy Halloween!

Comments

[Dat RoRo Kid]

I'm going to egg Tom Brady's baby.

[JD]

I'm heading out to the Bank Atlantic Center for some Panther/Hurricane Halloween madness!

Hope you and your son have a safe and happy Halloween Dude!

Fuck Tom Brady.

[marv alberts hair piece]

Holy shit! The Dude has a kid!

[rojowill]

Haha... The Little Dude.

[rojowill]

Classic Roro!!!

[FinGirl22]

FILF!

[JD]

Hahaha FinGirl22 you made me spit tea out of my nose after I read that.

[Joe]

hehe, you said buttfuck...

[b.a.c.]

Thats some quality parenting Dude.....My hat off to you

[FinGirl22]

Sorry JD... LOL

But I calls it as I sees it ;)

You and your son be safe, Dude.

[Lady Phin]

Does Massengil make Halloween costumes? I was gonna drop one of in New England...

Dude, have fun with little Dude, be safe and there's nothing like building a little character...:)

LP

[Jing]

I wore my Culpepper jersey and had a pair of crutches.

I think next year i'm gonna go as Belicheck

[Coral Gables Dave]

Me and my friends went out to go egging houses. I dressed up like Cleo Lemon and either overthrew or underthrew my eggs. So no houses were harmed.

Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

[gersom]

I went out tonight. I saw a few cars with Pats bumper stickers, so I flattened their tires. Have a great Halloween everyone!!!!!!

[vman]

grey hooded sweatshirt and a video camera for me.....I'm the homeless genius!

[Tom-Ass]

I am Tom-Ass, a future commenter here at FN. I have magically traveled back in time (don't bother me with questions of how) to deliver some very important messages to all of FN:

Tom Brady will get what he deserves in the onset of the 2008 season.

Yes, Bill Belicheat is guilty...and he fathered Shrek.

Yes, the Pasties will go 16-0 in 2007, but don't fret because they will suffer a fate much worse than death in the playoffs. So bad will their outcome be that nobody, not even the pasties, will discuss it in the future.

No, we will NOT go 0-16 this year, despite having Numb Nuts (aka Cam Cam) at the helm.

Just remember, even a blind squirrel finds (and busts) a nut every once in a while!

So, buck up FN, rest assured that hope is on the horizon!

I must leave you now. One last thing though. 'Uge Fucking Calves is coming to town and the off-season of change is almost at hand...

[Dat Roro Kid]

hahahaha...Tom-Ass!!!!

[Tom-Ass]

Ah, found my little Easter Egg did ya?

Always happy to amuse!

GO FINS!

/drunk