JT Makes The Pro Bowl

You see this man? He has balls of steel. Sure he's had an up and down season. But when the steelness of his balls kick in, he can dominate and win games all by himself. So perhaps they just needed a little oiling up. Witness the field goal block against the Ravens Sunday (above). JT doesn't block that kick, we're walking around our apartment in our boxers with a noose tied around our neck and bloodshot eyes from all the Jack that needed consuming to numb the pain. But that is not the case. JT blocked the kick, the Fins ended up winning the game. All is right in the Universe.

So for his reward, JT is going back to the Pro Bowl! It's his and his balls' sixth trip to Hawaii (2000, 02, 04, 05, 06, 07). Woot!

Also, as a side note: Remember the fantasy league SporTech's JD invited some of us to join? Remember all the flak I took for drafting Jason Taylor too high? How I was gay for Jason Taylor? How I had a man-crush on Jason Taylor? How I dreamed about Jason Taylor loofahing my back in the shower?  Yea... Well, his 19 points over the weekend helped me kick some serious dorky ass and catapulted me into the SporTech Fantasy League Super Bowl!!!

Suck on that naysayers! Doom indeed!

So, to re-cap -- Jason Taylor: Balls of steel. Handsomest man I've ever laid my eyes on.

Comments

[Lady Phin]

JT and his balls are welcomed at my house anytime...

A-lo-hahhhhhhhh!!

LP :)

[Lady Phin]

"But when the steelness of his balls kick in, he can dominate and win games all by himself."

Dude, you're killing me over here, I went back and read this like 5 times because it's the greatest line ever...

Can they make a bust of JT's balls for Canton?

LP

[Another AFC Fan]

Yeah JT's a stud and all, but....

Hey man what about two in a row?

Let's focus on the next game.........and stop your drooling already, or whatever.

Go Fins!

[JD]

Hahhahahahaha you said loofahing!!!

[gersom]

Bill O'Reilly's gonna sue you for stealing his loofah idea! LOL. Great stuff Dude.