The big event of the weekend will be the Farewell to the Orange Bowl Stadium festival going on all day tomorrow. The main event features a flag football game between ex-Dolphins and ex-Hurricanes.
You can read my preview of the event for the Miami New Times here.
The Canes roster features guys like Jim Kelly, Bernie Kosar, Lamar Thomas, Randall Hill and Ken Dorsey, among others. The Dolphins will be led by The Right Arm of God himself and features Jason Taylor, Joe Rose, Earl Morrall, Jim Kiick, Nat Moore and Jimmy Cefalo. It's the equivalence of a game between your Dad and his friends vs. your Grandfather and his friends. Good times all around.
It'll be a seven-on-seven matchup from the 50 yard line with 20 minute halves. The Dolphins team will mostly be napping come the last three minutes of the first half.
I say fuck it. It really should just be Dan Marino and JT against the entire Canes roster anyway. "But Dude," you say, "that'd be quite an unfair disadvantage." Why yes, Jimmy, it would be quite a disadvantage.
For the Canes!
Are you kidding me? Dan Marino and Jason Taylor? C'mon!! That's the all-time greatest team-up ever. That's like if Superman and the Incredible Hulk teamed up and fought against a tire swing and a box of raisins. Same thing. It's not even close. This is why the organizers had to throw in useless old fatass turds like Cefalo and Rose, to even the playing field. Lest Jason decides to use Ken Dorsey as a tooth pick after consuming Jim Kelly's spleen. Anyway, should be fun. Here's more info on the event.
Have a great weekend.
I got my tix! It'll be a little surreal but I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: finfan1 | Friday, January 25, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Isn't Jason Taylor supposed to be, like, hurt?
Posted by: Coral Gables Dave | Friday, January 25, 2008 at 02:00 PM
Yea really. Last thing we need with our shit-luck is a Robert Edwards incident down here.
Posted by: rojowill | Friday, January 25, 2008 at 02:15 PM
Hopefully the only injury will be to Joe Rose's big ass head. Because he's a dick.
And Jim Kelly. Because fuck him.
Posted by: Coral Gables Dave | Friday, January 25, 2008 at 02:27 PM
lol...CGD
Posted by: Lady Phin | Friday, January 25, 2008 at 05:06 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm
PFT reports there may be a DolBoy deal cooking for the #1 pick. May include RB Marion Barber, Cowboys 2 #1s & ??. That soap opera may run until Draft Day.
Although I like the idea of a trade, I don't like the idea of picking so low. I figure McFadden may go 3-5, so the deal might not be with us.
We may be better off with a top O or D lineman who would play for years. Tough call!!
Go Phins!! Cheers, JerryD
Posted by: JerryD | Sunday, January 27, 2008 at 01:25 PM
The Dolphins added another offensive assistant to their near-full staff, hiring George DeLeone.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! We are Fucking Done!!!!This guy is the Devil. He sucks more ass than you can imagine. WTF. This fucking guy must have some BAD pictures of Peckeroni (Blowing a goat has always been my guess) because Paul hires this bag of dicks every time he gets a job. Holy mother of god we are going down!!! This Fuckball has to be the most hated coaching figure in Syracuse football history!!
WTF I'm going to go beat my head against the wall and cry for awhile.
Posted by: vman | Monday, January 28, 2008 at 08:23 AM