The Dolphins Added a Bunch of Guys

The Dolphins have added eight college free agents. A quarter of them won't make the final roster but that's not gonna stop us from getting all excited about it anyway.

They signed Hawaii WR Davone Bess. I already compared my excitement over his signing with my excitement for a woman's ass (and linking to the world's greatest movie scene).

They also signed Georgia Southern QB Jayson Foster, who everyone seems to be excited about because he can play both quarterback and wide receiver! Yay! He's like Slash! Remember Slash!? Kordell Stewart! I remember Kordell Stewart! And that's why I'm not as excited as everyone else about this signing! But welcome aboard anyway, Jason!

Also signed: Portland State tackle Daren Heerspink, Delaware tackle Mike Byrne, Boise State tackle Dan Gore, Montana kicker Dan Carpenter, Maine tight end Matt Mulligan and BYU linebacker Mike Poppinga.

So there you go. Eight new Dolphins for our approval. But who gives a shit what you and I think. The real question is, does Mr. T approve?

Case closed.

Comments

[finfan1]

I very much approve of the Jayson Foster signing. This guy is a bullet.

Ted Ginn has some competition in the KR dept. He'll also make a helluva weapon at WR in certain packages.

Check his YouTube out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOfVreEXJM4

[Coral Gables Dave]

Nice find, FinFan

Damn that dude's fucking fast. Even if he doesn't pan out, I'm glad to see the Parcells Regime signing explosive, fast players and not just big lugs.

I see now why Mr. T approves.

[rojowill]

We signed another kicker?

Looks like the Kicker Who Inexplicably Wears Gloves In 98 Degree Humidity has some in-camp competition!

[Gersom]

When I think Slash, I try to forget Kordell Stewart and think of Hines Ward and Antwan Randle-El because they won something.

I pity the fool who thinks somethin' else!!!!!!