Bill Parcells Demands Perfect Bodies
I'm gonna run you guys til you puke godammit! Now give me thirty more laps! I'll be watching from here while I eat my roast beef sandwich. I'm gonna have you all in tip top sha... .... mmmmmmmm ..... roast beef ......

That roast beef sandwich is the highlight of his day.
That and yelling at everybody.
Posted by:rojowill | Monday, May 12, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Sure as shit beats Cam Cameron's "Practice if you want to while I surf the net!" training camp.
Posted by:Coral Gables Dave | Monday, May 12, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Long sleeves? Bill's a bad ass!
Posted by:Mooch | Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Are those Bill Parcelles legs or did he ride in on a chicken?
Posted by:Mark from Calgary | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 01:59 PM
Upon reading this headline again today and seeing no updates from the Dude (as if there actually WERE any news), I'd like to say that FN ALSO demands perfect bodies.
So why don't you show us some?
Posted by:Dat RoRo Kid | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 03:44 PM
...And I don't mean Y. Bell.
Posted by:Dat RoRo Kid | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 03:45 PM