Jason Taylor's Goal in Life is to Help Children, Make Parcells' Head Explode

pic taken from the greatness that is The Sports Hernia

When Jason Taylor finishes his Dancing With the Stars gig, he'll jump on a plane and head straight for .... Des Moines?

Yup. Instead of joining the team for training camp in late May when DWTS ends, JT will be heading to Iowa for a charity golf tournament.

Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will play in the pro-am event at The Principal Charity Classic May 28 at Glen Oaks Country Club. Other celebrities scheduled to appear in the event include Iowa State wrestling coach Cael Sanderson, athletic directors Gary Barta and Jamie Pollard, Bobby Hansen and Tom Davis. Actor Ron Livingston...

I hate Jason Taylor. Not because he's neglecting his duties with the Miami Dolphins. But because he gets to dance with chicks with hot asses and play some golf and that's pretty much it for his day. Hell, I'd do anything for that and I fucking hate golf. What's more important here is wondering how long before Bill Parcells loses his shit and finally starts calling JT out through the media. I also can't wait for the Miami Herald, Palm Beach Post and Sun-Sentinel to write their endless throng of obligatory articles on all this. Again. Good times.

As for me, I just think it's the tits that as soon as he finishes dry-humping this broad, he's off to Iowa to play golf with Peter Gibbons! Jason Taylor's life is awesome.

Comments

[Dat RoRo Kid]

(sight)

This thing is really starting to make me hate this guy. GET ELIMINATED ALREADY!!!

Fuck.

(psst...I still love you, JT)

[Coral Gables Dave]

Yea this is not good. Not that I care about what JT does with his off-season. It's just that the media turns this shit into some psycho drama circus for days on end. And that fucking sucks.

What else fucking sucks? My life compared to JT's.

[Gersom]

I'll NEVER admit my life sucks compared to JT's. Even if she has a wardrobe malfunction around his mouth.
But then again...

[JerryD]

JT better be in shape ... or he WILL catch hell from Tuna gang ... none of the snub drama.

I have faith in JT, but I'm tired of his drama $ hope his crap-ola stuff flops. Dance, golf, smoothies ... how about a poofy shirt line. Unless of course, he makes a porno or something manly to redeem himself.
Go Picks!! Cheers, JerryD

[Reality Check]

How much great press is JT bringing to the NFL and to Miami?

How much better shape could this guy be in?

Com'n guys - could it be jealousy

nah!!!