Weekender: Say Hello to Clappy McBlueBalls!
You guys made my month last week with your overwhelming kick-ass responses to my re-name Hotshot post. I loved all your suggestions and laughed my ass off with every comment. Ultimately, the winner was a mix between commenters mc13 and Phranchise's suggestions of "Clappy" and "Blueballs."
The new name: Clappy McBlueballs!
The prize: My ever lasting respect. And if we ever meet, the beers are on me.
So yea. Don't fuck with The FinsNation Army! You guys rock.
And always remember what Clappy McBlueballs! says: "Hey kids! When you meet a strange lady and she says she wants to rock, remember your poor pal Clappy and don't forget your cock sock! So long!"
Have a great weekend, Nation. See you Monday.
PS: The Dolphins waived last year's sixth-round pick, OG Drew Mormino. Looks like rookie Shaun Murphy has the inside track to start at right guard opposite Justin Smiley.
YE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!
WE DID IT!!!!!!
PLAYOFFS BABY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS MF THING - MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS MIAMI DOLPHINS #1!!!!!!!
uhhh, sorry, got a little carries away, but F yeah!!!!! I'm gonna take you up on that beer, don't front!
Posted by: phranchise | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 02:17 AM
One less Mormino on the team.
I think we have like 5 left now...
Does Clappy do kid's parties?
I need a douchy Pinata.......
Posted by: vman | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 09:49 AM
Sweet!
Thanks for the props, Dude.
Oh and from the looks of that pic, Clappy McBlueBalls has vagina neck.
Poor Clappy.....
Posted by: mc13 | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Noticed in the picture that Clappy wears protection on his hands ... day job must be a Proctologist!!
Clappy, I better not catch you sniffing that finger ... cause I know that ain't no "sardine finger"!! lol
Posted by: JerryD | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 05:18 PM
PFT reports .....
Dolphins cornerback Will Allen has been questioned in connection with a dispute that occurred in a parking lot outside of a Bed Bath & Beyond store. Allen and an unidentified person had a “disagreement over money.” (Perhaps they couldn’t agree on an amount of money that Allen would pay the other person to not tell anyone that Allen was in a Bed Bath & Beyond store.)
See what JT's influcence is doing to the team ... Bed Bath & Beyond ... how can we win a game with these kind of guys??? (lol) ... glad it wasn't a strip club
Posted by: JerryD | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 05:55 PM
That's the Bed Bad & Beyond on University... I go to that one all the time! And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
(Nor am I the man Allen got into a dispute with)
Posted by: Bob | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 06:44 PM
I guess the team now has leftovers after meals.
Posted by: Gersom | Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 09:29 PM
haha...that IS funny, an altercation outside of a Bed Bath & Beyond!
Maybe Will's gonna get his own show on HGTV next.
Posted by: phranchise | Sunday, May 18, 2008 at 01:24 AM
Sou-eeeee ... Dolphins call in another HOG ... Seth's brother Steve can play C or G, gives us experienced depth for rotation of Fresh HOGS!!!
PFT Reports ...
Former Texans center Steve McKinney, one of the first members of the Houston franchise, is expected to sign with the Miami Dolphins.
By next year, we should be knocking them off the line ... our RBs & LBs are gonna have fun ... should happen a little this year!! Love them HOGS!!
Posted by: JerryD | Monday, May 19, 2008 at 01:43 AM
His fucking name is the funniest shit I've ever heard...
awww...he does have a va-jay-jay neck
LP :)
Posted by: Lady Phin | Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 12:35 AM