No Post Monday

Why you no post Dude?

Four reasons:

A. Work. Interestingly, like most humans, I use water to drink and bathe in, also I have an AC to keep running (to avoid the swamp ass) and a child to feed. So, I have work. Lots and lots of work. Too much work, actually. I'm trying to clear the table of all my work so I can get back to serving humanity with blogging about the Miami Dolphins. Anyway, yea, work. Work sucks.

B. New is slow. Absolutely the worst time for all Dolphins and football fans alike. Nothing going on. Nothing. Training camps can't start soon enough. C'mon dickbags. Do something. Give us something interesting to blog about. What's wrong with you assholes? Don't you have ineffectual fights you can start? Strippers to accidentally kill? Drugs to take? Dudes, South Beach is just a few miles down the road. Hit 95 South to 395-Beaches and you're there in twenty. There's a shitload of trouble you can get into there. Nightclubs and trannies galore! The best you can do is pull a gun on some dude outside a fucking Bed, Bath & Beyond? Jesus, you can't even do NFL-thuggery properly? Pathetic.

C. July 4th is coming. And in keeping with my annual 4th of July weekend tradition, I'm shaving my balls to honor two of our Founding Fathers. At least one of them will be Ben Franklin this year. So it will take time to get it just right. You understand.

D. Site Reboot. Look for some major changes to happen with FinsNation in the coming weeks. Nothing huge, but something concerning the ever expanding and evolving nature of FN. So that's something else I gotta deal with. Busy, busy, busy.....

Anyway, I'll try and get all my work done soon, so we can get back to talking about which has-been injury-prone player Parcells is having his guys take a look at next.

Comments

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Well, Ricky Williams predicted at least 9 wins this year.....

(......)

I want his dealer's number ASAP.

Futhermore, it doesn't even need to be July 4th for me to shave my balls. Chicks dig the porn star look - some of them do anyway. Others fear my unsheathed ball sacks. I never know!!!! (TMI?)

[Mooch]

My only question is: are you shaving them yourself or is someone doing it for you?

[rojowill]

//Nightclubs and trannies galore!//

And not much else down there on SoBe.

/bored

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Mooch,

When it comes to a delicate job like that, I suggest you do it yourself and, preferably, while sober.

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Mooch,

When it comes to a delicate job like that, I suggest you do it yourself and, preferably, while sober.

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Sorry, I didn't mean to post that twice - though it is important enough to reiterate.

[Syed]

The only person I trust for that is my mom. She understands.

[phranchise]

Diddy makes new "sack waxing" statement.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/43307/p-diddys-grooming-tip-waxed-privates

Dude, you seem to be riding some kind of new clean balls wave, so to speak.