Brady's Done, or You're Only as Smart as an Anterior Cruciate Ligament

mumblemumblemumblemumble...I'm a genius....mumblemumblemumble...the greatest most percipient football mind of our times...mumble...

Ouchy!

Well, fuck me with a baltine hammer.
This could hurt me. mumble....

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-The DUDE

Comments

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Yea,

Let's see how much of a genius you are when you don't have your main man...

Shula looked like a genius with at least 3 QBs and through 2 decades by my count (not even counting the Baltimore years)...

[Phinfan85]

If there's one thing that's true from this article, the Patriots are definitely cocksure....

"Just like that, the Patriots went from a cocksure team coming off an 18-1 season to an ordinary bunch of players with an unmistakable bull's-eye on their backs."

[Coral Gables Dave]

Nice DRK.

Shula made fucking Scott Mitchell look like a Hall of Famer!

[rojowill]

Phinfan85: They're also cocksuckers.

Ka-chow!

[sportssaga]

Was I the only one with a smile and getting jiggy with it on sunday when they reported the news !

[RJ]

I wanted to buy a Chiefs hat yesterday...but everyone's already sold out of them.

[Brandon in SLC, Utah]

I used to throw darts at a picture of Jim Kelly as a kid during the early 90's. It never paid off, except to see those assholes perpetually loosing in the Super Bowl.
I spent the last however many years waiting for the fucking Pats luck to run out, and that Tom Brady would- if I prayed hard enough- break his ugly fucking leg.
Alas, Gisele will be mine, you smirking fuck job!

[Brandon in SLC, Utah]

*I should note that when I found out that Jim Kelly's kid had Krabbe's disease, I felt bad about wanting to see his dad die on the playing field.

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Should I feel bad about the fact that I still feel immense joy about watching the symbolic and literal end of the Patriots stranglehold of our league and division go down 8 minutes into the season?

I seriously catch myself smiling about it.

[Tom-Ass]

At Legend's Sports Bar in Nashville, where about 20 or so fins fans congregate weekly, the place erupted (like John Holmes) when someone spotted Brady going down (like a cheap date) on one of the other smaller TVs.

Some loner Pasties fan sitting at the bar just put his head down on the bar. Don't know if he was crying or soiling himself, but it doesn't matter. He also knew the clock had struck midnight on the franchise that could do no right for much of its existence.

Couldn't happen to a better team...