Cam Cameron and His Penis Just Helped Themselves To An Extra Healthy Portion of Cock Soup on Sunday

 

We here at FN don’t suffer fools lightly so it pains me greatly to - not only reference the comment of a rookie-head coach-fool that is constantly confused for someone else named Harbaugh – but to hyperlink to the other fool that provided me with this nugget of animosity.   The latter alone makes me shiver with disgust. 

Apparently John Harbaugh has a deathwish out for his career and his team by making the comment below in reference to his Offensive Coordinator Cam Cameron during a conference call with the media on Wednesday.  Let’s get it over with:

"Cam's going to be a great match as a football coach for every situation," Harbaugh said during a conference call with the Miami media Wednesday. "He can coach. Everywhere he's been, he's been a very effective coach. He was an effective coach in Miami last year, even though the results weren't what people were hoping for. He did a great job there, with what he had to work with."

 Wha-wha-whaaaaat?!?!?!?!

Cam Cameron couldn’t head coach his way out of a used condom.  After every game, the guy looked like he smoked 3 blunts, completely dumbfounded by the idea of football and its crazy notion of angry guys moving around all over the field.  He was out-coached, out-managed, out-skilled every single time he went out there.  If it wasn’t for Brian Billick absolutely dying to get out of Baltimore and join the pantheon of former NFL head coaches in uncomfortably annoying Coors Light commercials, we’d be the laughingstock of the NFL - forever.  We’re already having enough trouble trying to shake off that shitstorm.  

So a big FUCK YOU to Jim Harbaugh and Cam Cameron.  You’re gonna tell me we had less talent than Detroit???  And even if we did, who’s responsible for putting talent together before the season starts???  Guess those players are just supposed to show up to the Davie practice field like goddamn Field Of Dreams, huh? 

For the record, Harbaugh is also the guy that recently said before the Ravens game against the Steelers that the Ravens were going to win ‘multiple championships’ and they were going to be a ‘dynasty’.  I’ll be sure to remember this on Sunday when I’m at the stadium and ragging on your stupid fans for believing in your sorry team and your BS coach-speak.  It’ll be especially rewarding when we’re dominating you with said talent that you’ll suddenly find to be surprisingly capable in the October heat as you suffer yet another loss.

Ever heard of ‘bulletin board material’, you shithead???

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!

-DRK

Comments

[Coral Gables Dave]

Harbaugh's a dick.

[rojowill]

Cameron's a pussy!

[Brian]

I'd say Detroit had more talent than us last year, especially when you factor in Ronnie's injury. Calvin J. and Roy Williams alone probbaly out-talented our team.

[finfan1]

Greg Camarillo responded to Harbaugh's quote by saying, "I take that as a personal insult."

It's so on!

[JerryD]

Harbaugh that's psycho-babble!!

Cam & Randy were poop-flingers ... from the draft to roster to coaching!! After a year it got piled higher & deeper until the team was reduced to a chickenshit montage.

They say "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit." Well, I've seen it twice against both AFC Champions!!

Worse part about last year ... the OTHER Blogs AND Sports Writers prattled endlessly about the genius moves & 'patience, give them a chance', fans are just too loyal & hopeful.

As I recall, NO Buyers here for CamMule chickenshit express.

Go Phins, get Cam & the psyco-BABBLE!!

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Still say Detroit sucked more. Remember we had JT, Zach, Vonnie, YBell and Will Allen on that team's D. And we had Chris Chambers for half the season.

[Tom-Ass]

Lost in Are-Man-Hoe's article is the remainder of Matt Roth's quote. He reportedly finished by suddenly ripping off his jersey and saying, "AAAARRRRGGGGH!!!"

John Belushi had a less-talented brother named Jim.

Apparently Jim Harbaugh has a similar situation with his brother, John.

That's ok John Boy, we've got ya covered. This Sunday you will witness 'Uge Fucking Calves give Paul 'Newman' Pasqualoni the old wink-nod. The ensuing defensive audible will launch Matt 'Roid Rage' Roth into your sidelines. Like a douchebag-seeking missile, he will deliver a vicious cockpunch to Cam Cam on behalf of Finsnation.

If you don't "clairfy" your comments by gameday, we can certainly dial up a second helping of cockpunches for you too. We will just tell J-peezey you own ponies, hang out with LT Willie Anderson and that you were the triggerman when Porter was shot in the ass a few years ago...

[Mooch]

Either way, point is pretty clear here: Cam Cameron sucks balls while Sparano has done worlds better in 5 games than Cam did all last season. Joey Porter is the prime example. Dude was horrible, absolutely retched last year and this year, he's been one of the best linebackers in the entire league!

Man I hope we wipe the floor with the Ravens' offense this Sunday.

[BIG BEN]

Not to mention the fact that the veterans hated Cam. Remember the Kieth Traylor incident? And the way JT was pissed that Cam didn't approach him about the players. He treated them all like rookies. Sparano's a mean son-of-a-bitch but he seems to be better equipped to handle the vets and rookies alike.

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Sparano, however, takes out all his frustrations on his poor wife and the S&M clubs he saunters into on days off. You don't want to know the hateful sex that man participates in.

[Marc]

If you know, does that make you Mrs. Sparano?

[Tom-Ass]

So our CBs are toasted regularly, eh? Well, The Tuna is thinking about laying down the law - Ty Law, that is...

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/16/dolphins-talking-to-ty-law/

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Yes, Marc. Yes it does.

[Best-Seat-In-The-House]

Cam cried in a press conference last year... CRIED. The head coach. Cried.
I like Tom-Ass' suggestion a few days ago for the crazy blitz by Joey Porter, Cameron deserves it!
I also cringe every week as I see Alabama hover at the top of the BCS polls.. Nick Saban could use a swift kick between the legs too!!
I'll be there on Sunday, Go Fins!