Warren Sapp Thinks Mother Teresa was Disrespectful to Poor Sick Children for Helping Out all Those Poor Sick Children, and Other Deep Thoughts

Warren Sapp says that the Wildcat formation is being disrespectful to defenses:

"[The Wildcat] is disrespectful to all defenses. It's disrespectful. You're taking the best player in the game, the quarterback, and you're putting him out wide, outside the numbers, and you put the running back in the back..."

Other deep, scholarly musings from Warren Sapp:

"When the fire department keeps your house from burning down, that’s just disrespectful to the fire."

"When you watch a movie with your eyes open, that’s just disrespectful to the movie."

"I don't warn people I'm about to have sex with that I have ghonneria. That's just disrespectful to ghonneria."

"When you don’t sucker block someone 52-yards away from the play and nearly end their career, that’s just disrespectful to... hey pork chops!"

"When you don’t challenge an old man twice your age to a fight while you’re still wearing a helmet and shoulder pads, that’s just disrespectful to old people."

"When you read a book, that’s just disrespectful to your brain."

"When you actually shit into the toilet, that’s just disrespectful to the toilet. Not to mention your maid who gets paid to clean your shit off the kitchen floor."

"When you don’t act like a paranoid attention-craving fucktard, that’s just disrespectful to paranoid attention-craving fucktards.

"When you put Preparation-H on a hemorrhoid, that’s just disrespectful to the hemorrhoid."

"When you eat a half dozen jelly donuts covered in maple syrup and mayonnaise, that’s just fucking delicious."

-The DUDE

Comments

[chrisfromconnecticut]

what a fucking moron

[Coral Gables Dave]

"Refusing a cock into your mouth is disrespectful to cocksuckers like me!"

What an ass.

[Gersom]

Tampa Bay shipping your sorry ass to the Oakland Raiders the year before they win the superbowl is disrespectful to the Oakland Raiders...BIOTCH!!!!!!

[BIG BEN]

Why would anyone give this guy any air time. Has he ever said anything remotely intelligent? What a retard. Opps. Calling Sapp a retard really IS disrespectful to retards.

[Dat RoRo Kid]

Oh. It's disrespectful.

/ turns around to entire Miami Dolphins team walking off the field after yet another fresh victory

Hey guuuyyyysss!!! Warren Sapp said we need to stop running the Wildcat because it's 'disrespectful', mmmkaaaayy??!!

[Tom-Ass]

Good one Big Ben, but now window-lickers and water-heads everywhere want a piece of you...

You wanna talk about disrespectful and pitiful all in the same breath?

Warren Sapp makes Emmitt Smith look like an insightful, articulate member of the mass media.

"Uh-oh, Sapp done got blowed up!"