Brent Grimes Likes His Birthday Cakes

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Fins cornerback Brent Grimes had himself a surprise 30th birthday this past Friday thrown by his wife and buddies.

And what kind of theme birthday cake do you get a man who is turning the big Three Oh?

Why the kind with a lady sucking a dick on it, of course!

Turns out, Grimes’ cake was quite a mouthful (ha! ha!) (sorry), and his wife Miko did what all good wives do — she Instagrammed the cake!

However, we put on our reporter hat on and did some digging (i.e. we Googled shit) and found out that Grimes’ 29th birthday cake was even more titillating than his 30th birthday cake. It even had a little bit of ┬ávanilla added to it.

Best part of this story?

This is literally how I found out the Dolphins had Brent Grimes now.

Click here to see Brent’s 30th birthday cake

Click here to see Brent’s 29th birthday cake

Warning: Both links are EXTREMELY NSFW (also, probably extremely delicious)

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  1. gersom says:

    There is nothing that says love at first sight like these two cakes.

  2. Tom-Ass says:

    Meh, it’s all in good taste (according to Miko)!

    I doubt we will ever see these two masterpieces show up on Jimmy’s fave site, though.

  3. Salvadore Dahli Lama says:

    Holy. Shit.

    Nothin’ says “Baller” more than your wife being OK with that kind of cake.

  4. TannyBoy says:

    I think we should all pitch in and get him a Rex Ryan themed cake! Maybe sticking his foot up Ryan’s ass. You know how much he likes feet!

  5. Miami Dolphin Camp Vet Home says:

    Will post Home pics soon @ Miami Dolphins Camp
    Perhaps Friday after Camp
    Should have hundreds to choose from by then

    Love the Hartline cat pic
    lol @ last years Chimpmunk WR

    Be Cool … The ChipMunk has always been outstanding, in camp Hartline comes down w EVERYTHING and has been consistently catching EVERYTHING since his rookie yr

    Can remember when he was a rook and came to the fence 1st three days in a row and talked w him
    Hartline looked like Alfred E. Newman as a rook
    Thought, man this kid is reallt gonna suck!
    He has grown up a lot already & very good WR and also used to excel in ST

  6. Jimmy says:

    I got a sweater for my birthday.

    Looking forward to the Home photos. I picture something largely out of focus with chemtrails in the background.

  7. Hurriphin says:

    I got a bottle of cologne and worked a ten hour shift…

  8. TannyBoy says:

    I imagine some face paint and a far too close up of some dolphins 3rd stringer for the home photos……. but weirdly I still have a yearly anticipation to see them,. What the fuck is wrong with me that I want to see the ‘Home’ photos of camp??

  9. Alan says:

    She must be one crazy chick, or doesn’t give a damn… Can’t see my old lady ever doing that.

  10. Tom-Ass says:

    Brent “Grimey” Grimes is fast becoming my 2nd favorite player behind Richie “OH HAI” Incognito.

  11. El Mocoso says:

    Is the $8 Million a year for the Chipmunk still on? Please don’t tell me no one jumped out of a deep throat cake screaming “April Fools!”.

  12. Miami Dolphins Camp Vet Home says:


    Home pic of ur Fav new playa lookin @ Home during practice today

    CB Grimes

    Sunday 7-28

  13. Miami Dolphins Camp Vet Home says:

    Home shouts out to Grimes today
    In a not so shy voice
    ” Hey Grimes how bout a picture for the blog?”

    3rd Best CB in the NFL prior to injury and now fully recovered gives Home a courtesy wave back and a smile

    Believe this CB may statistically be better than ANY other Miami Dolphin CB despite coming back after a serious injury
    Previous Hotlanta Falcons CB Griimes may be the best FA signing by Jeff Ireland, esp for the $

    Ireland has done a 100% turnaround in Free Agency and Home believes
    Ireland has hit a Grand Slam in the 2013 FA

  14. Miami Dolphins Camp Vet Home says:

    Quick post MF 13

    Have a whole series of Grimes today acknowledging us w thumbs up and striking a pose for us on the bog when asked.

    Also have some great pics of WR McNutt, NT Phat Paul, WR Hartline, Den, Fields, Carp and Florida RB Gill
    all signing Home’s team flag and football caps

  15. Miami Dolphin Camp Vet Home says:

    pic links expired as waiting for approval here

    will try again later

    some links @ the Palm Beach Post Daily Dolphin blog

    Home met Mavin McNutt y-day who had the best day at WR for those fighting for a spot on the 53
    Got great pics and autographs of WR McNutt, NT Phat Paul, CB Grimes and of course the Chipmunk Sunday @ Miami Dolphins Training Camp

  16. wetwillie says:

    Can’t wait to see the cake for 31st Bday, hope he is still in a Fins helmet…lol

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