Here I Am ring tone
Hello! This is The Schef!
Adam. Whaaat’s happening.
Oh. Hi Randy. How’s it going?
Yea... Say, where did you get this information about me putting Chambers on the trading block?
A very well placed source. Someone within your organization with inside information. But I can’t tell you who because I don’t want him to get into trouble.
Well… you got us in a bit of a pickle here, my little friend. Chambers has gone apeshit. The last thing we need is dissention among the players.
Sorry about that Muel. But this is my job and I gotta report what I hear. I pride myself in being the best in the business in breaking these kinds of stories. Plus I really wanna impress Rod Woodson. I ... I think I love him.
Uh ... Um. Okay. Great. But … Look, I just want to quell the fires that’s all. Just give me a name. I swear he won’t get in trouble. I’m trying to run a very fragile organization here.
Okay fine. His name is Luigi.
Luigi? Is that a code name like Deep Throat?
No. That’s his real name. He’s Italian. And he’s the best Insider I have. He's so secretive, he's never shown his face to me. But he gives me all this great information. He even told me that you guys had agreed on a contract with Donte’ Stallworth.
:sigh: Okay Adam. I appreciate it. Goodbye.
Here I Am ringtone
Hello! This is The Schef!
:Clears throat: Hey, Adam-eh! Adam-eh my-a friend-eh! It's-a me! You-a friend. Luigi! I have-a more-a informations for you-a!
Great Luigi! What is it?
LaDanian Tomlinson-a just-a fail a drug test-eh and is-a being traded to the CFL-eh!
Wow! Thanks Luigi! I’ll get that on the air right away! You’re the best!
Te nada … ah, er… I a mean-a … Bon giorno!
3 minutes later ...
Good evening. We have a huge breaking story coming out of San Diego! For that we take you to our Inside man, Adam Schefter. Adam …
