Who? Or what, is the newest, most devastating, most sensational full back on the Miami Dolphins?!
Some have called him Corey The Masked Destructor. Others, Schle-killer. It is believed that he is worshipped as a god of thunder in certain lost Amazonian tribes. They call him Gorkon, which means Big Ass White Dude With A Thick Ass Neck.
We fans call him Cory Schlesinger. His close friends call him Cory.
His teammates, however, know him as Anvil Head.
And he shall unleash his destruction upon all opposing defensive linemen and linebackers who dare stand in his way and in the way of his running back. Tedy Bruschi, Jonathan Vilma ... beware! For Anvil Head The Mighty shall smash a hole right through your torso, leaving a bloody wake of torn flesh and shattered bits of bone sprayed across the field (while Ronnie Brown runs untouched for a touchdown) and you will wish to your ever loving god that you had called in sick or faked a hamstring injury during pre-game.
Who’s gonna mess with the badass dynamic duo of Anvil Head and the Juggernaut?!!
Only a fool. That's who. And what do Anvil Head and the Juggernaut do?
Knock fools out.
