It makes sense that ESPN, the World Wide Leader in
Beating A Sports Story Into Our Skulls As If It Were Nazi Propaganda Sports, would broadcast tonight’s Dolphins at Chiefs game. Because it gives the three jackasses in the booth and the four dickheads in the studio something to blather about for the entire pre-game and game. And that's what ESPN is all about, really. Dickheads and jackasses blathering about meaningless hyperbole until our ears bleed. They're experts, after all.
And here’s your subject for tonight: Miami Dolphins quarterback Trent Green used to be the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs and this is the first time he’s playing in Kansas City since he left. Ready and go …
At least Joe Theisman won’t be there. There’s at least that to look forward to.
And in case you haven't heard, here are today's headlines to catch you up to speed: