Network analysts' off-air predictions for the 2007 Dolphins
CBS' Phil Simms said this about the 2007 Dolphins: “They don't have enough stars. I've never known skill players to have seasons that exceed the quality of their offensive line. You need at least two guys in the top group of NFL linemen. Right now, they don't have any. They have a pretty good defensive front seven, but is it the Baltimore Ravens? Is it shut down? Probably not. If they're a fringe playoff contender, the fans should see it as a tremendous job by the coach.''
Congratulations, Phil Simms! The NFL is now 75% gayer!* While your boy Chris has his college buddy’s name tattooed on his ankle, you’re considered the second half of the most homoerotic play-by-play team in the NFL. Also, Ryan Seacrest is now a part of the NFL, so he’s doing his part to contribute to the added gayness in a big way.
Oh, and your color commentary... kinda shoddy. Which is like shitty, except with an 'o'.
And a 'd'.
*Not that there’s anything wrong with that