A Jets fan says the Dolphins have been spying on the Jets' practices for a few seasons now. This was reported in the NY Daily News. So it's gotta be true.
A longtime Jets fan, who regularly attends training-camp practices, is absolutely convinced the Dolphins have been sending a scout/spy to Jets practices for years. That, of course, is against league rules. It’s the same guy every year, according to the fan. The suspected spy dresses in a Jets golf shirt and Jets cap, blending into the crowd at the open practice. He sits atop the bleachers with a legal pad, taking detailed notes.
One day, our fan friend sat near the spy and noticed he was wearing a Dolphins watch. Hmm. Afterward, the fan followed him out to the parking lot. What he saw next stunned him: When the spy got to his car, he pulled off his Jets shirt and threw it in a trash can, along with the cap. True story.
Quick, someone get Cam Cameron on the phone… they’re on to us!
Damn you, regular training-camp attendee Jets fan (shaking fist angrily towards the sky)! Damn you and your craftiness! We should have known you were too clever for us what with your use of cologne as a deodorant substitute, your wispy mustache, and that cell phone clipped to your belt! ... ... damn you!!!.... .... ... ... ..
