You see this hammered, incredulous bastard doing some kind of Mick-Jagger-on-acid-jig while still somehow managing to not spill his beverage?
Thatís our very own FinsNation All Star commenter, Dat Roro Kid.
Embrace him, Nation. And be very proud.
For as of this moment, he is our official FN New York City correspondent. And this very weekend, he will be infiltrating enemy territory as he heads into the Meadowlands for this Sundayís Dolphins-Jets match up.
Thatís right. Roro Kid's got hisself Fins-Jets tickets and is going to be representing you, Nation. Look at that picture. Look at it. Look at it! Doesnít it just make you swell with pride? Ahh Ö drunken Dolphins fans. Is there any other kind, really?
Roro, or Roger if you prefer, will be handing in his on-location report of the game right here on this blog, complete with analysis of the game, photos of various characters he comes across (female Jets fans? Fantastic!), and a detailed report on just how much Jets fans really are insufferable douchebags, even when their team sucks ass.
Hopefully, Roger will be experiencing the Finsí first victory of the season first hand and telling us all about it.
Hopefully, it will be exactly as we dreamed it would be.
Hopefully, heíll be heading back home before somebody shivs him.
(Look for the report here sometime Monday or Tuesday)