Even after I fully expected Tom Brady to throw 27 TDs against us. Even after I said Randy Moss would blow up Cameron Worrell and our secondary. It still stings. Stings like a son-of-a-bitch.
This has officially become the worst season in Miami Dolphins history. And it's not even close to being done.
Miami drops it's 10th loss in a row -- a new low in Dolphins history.
Miami is now 0-7 -- the worst start in Dolphins history.
Meanwhile, we lost Ronnie Brown -- who was well on his way to his fifth consecutive 100 rushing yard game -- to a knee injury. We also lost Will Allen Renaldo Hill, which means we're going to have to probably re-sign Donovan Darius to play safety. Because after that, we're left with asking Jesse Chatman to play safety. Or signing the Dunkin Donuts "time to make the donuts" guy to a half-season contract.
And our special teams. Holy cock suckers, Batman! For all the "Fire Cam Cameron" nonsense out there, all these knee-jerk assholes who wouldn't know football from a pile of monkey shit, are failing to see that what we need is not a new head coach, but a new special teams coach. Because our current one obviously has his training in bra sales and not in football.
Meanwhile, Cleo Lemon: still sucks. I don't care what the final numbers say. He's inaccurate, he's as mediocre a quarterback as we've ever had down here, and he has the same exact inherent ability to throw a drive-assassinating INT as that other brain damaged interception-prone cock knocker who was just placed on IR. And his so-called mobility isn't going to give any opposing defensive coordinators the shakes the night before a game. Lemon runs three miles to get two yards.
Please Cam... For the love of Britney Spears' children! Start John Beck already! Enough is enough. I don't care that he's only been working with the scouting team. How bout this, how bout he stops working with the fucking scouting team and starts working with the first team? How's that grab ya?
Unbelievably, the best thing about our team right now is the offensive line.
So it's off to England. The place where, at least according to Dan Dierdorf's analysis today, thinks 0-7 is a good thing.
So not only did Dierdorf desperately want to go down on the field to suck off Tom Brady during the game, but he's also an ignorant bone head to boot. That, or he's just a fucking retard.
Ronnie Brown Update: Ronnie Brown will have an MRI Monday on his sprained right knee. X-rays taken during the game were negative and Brown says he feels good. But he did leave the stadium on crutches and with an air cast on his leg. Just a snapshot of our entire season, ain't it? So, we'll know more Monday.
