Know when a guy is a real badass? When he decides heís going to study the playbook every chance he gets, every waking minute of the day and night. While eating his Count Chocula cereal. While walking the dog. While taking a shit. While mowing the lawn. While playing with the kids. While looking for a good tomato in the produce aisle. While banging the wife.
Yup. John Beck has been having his wife quiz him on the playbook in bed.
Thatís just baddassery. Baddassery at itís finest.
John Beck. He is The Mormon. He is a man who wrestles alligators and cobras for fun. He is a man who can call down fire upon our enemies. He is a man who can learn the intricacies of a Pro Right X-Zoom triple 9 H-Fly pattern while simultaneously pleasing a woman.
And he is a man who just might be our savior.
But alas, our fortunes continue to lie with Cleo Lemon. All he knows how to do simultaneously is throw interceptions and lose a winnable game.
What the fuck is Cam Cameron waiting for?