The Astonishing Tales of the OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go!
This week's action packed episode takes place just as General Manager Randy Mueller, aka The Muel, uses his mutant mind powers of making friends, influencing people and thinking outside the box, to transform Chris Chambers, aka Butters, from a Dolphin into a Lightning Bolt!
He utters the magic words!
But some Dolphins fans are not happy with The Muel. In fact, some have gotten down right pissy about it. They respond to Butters' trade with an unreasonable knee-jerk reaction common to certain Dolphins fans in lean times like these. From California, to Denver, to Miami, to Little China, Dolphins fans everywhere are unhappy.
Some express rage.
Meanwhile, back at the Bubble of Justice ... Fearless Leader head coach Cam Cameron has problems of his own. As he tries to urge the local press and angry fans to remain calm, his talking penis attempts -- once again -- to intervene.
Sadly, dear readers, it would seem that the only hope for the OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go still remains with Black Thunder! Lover of Women, Champion of Ass Kickery, and Dominator of Defensive Linemen everywhere! At least for this season ...
... Meanwhile, seeing how his fellow OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go members struggle to fight off the Evil that attacks them every Sunday, a mild mannered clipboard holder ponders his own future as a super hero.
To Be Continued in the next exciting chapter of --- OMG Dolphins! Super Hero Team Force Go ...