Zach Thomas may have whiplash. You may or may not have heard, but Zach was involved in a minor car accident after Sunday's loss to the Patriots. Because he's a Miami Dolphin. And crazy shit like that is supposed to only happen to the Miami Dolphins.
Anyway, turns out the team fears that he either suffered another concussion or whip lash because of the accident, which means that we may be without Zach for the UK game.
And in other Dolphins news:
*No Face missed practice today, nursing a high ankle sprain. The nickname we branded him with seems to have become a self-fulfilling prophecy, no?
*Miami also signed former Dolphin free safety Lance Schulters. Schultz was actually a pretty good safety when he was here in 2005. He started all 16 games for us and made 4 INTs and 76 tackles. Not too shabby.
Yea he's old (32). But right now, he's the best player we have in the secondary. In fact, Tattoo from Fantasy Island would be the best player we have in the secondary.
*The Dolphins also signed rookie DE Quentin Moses. Just a couple of seasons ago, Moses was considered a top draft prospect at Georgia. Had he come out during his sophomore season, he would've been a late first-round pick. Instead, he stayed for his senior season and took a big dump on his own future by having a mediocre season. He slipped to the third round in last April's Draft and was taken by Oakland. Then, the Raiders cut him after he failed to impress in the pre-season. Then he signed with the Cardinals. They too were not impressed.
Now, he's a Dolphin. And he is the 5th defensive lineman the Fins have added in the past two weeks.
Two words: Amobi. Fucking. Okoeye.
So, this weekend's big UK game will be without a real quarterback, Zach Thomas, Chris Chambers, Ronnie Brown and David Martin. So it'll be the NY Giants versus the Dolphins pre-season squad.