So far this season, Bill Belichick has had to game-plan against great players like LaDainian Tomlinson, Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson, and Tony Romo. But he says the one guy he's most impressed with so far is Ronnie Brown.
"Best player I've seen this year offensively," said Belichick.
"He's done a good job in the running game of being patient, of taking the holes that are there," Belichick said. "He runs hard. He's hard to tackle. ... Physically, he's a strong player."
Wow. Belichick said all that about Ronnie Brown? Cool!
Although when he said it, it sounded like, "Mumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumble. Mumblemumblemumblemumble. ... Mumble, mumblemumblemumble."
So we'll just have to take the Palm Beach Post's word for it.
And Ronnie's reaction?
It's all good, baby.
"Obviously, the guys he has on his team and their play-making abilities and some of the people they face ... that's a great compliment," Brown said.
So very cool, baby.
Ronnie Brown is another 100 yard game from tying the all-time franchise mark for most consecutive games with 100 yards rushing. It would be fantastic if he not only ties the record, but breaks it. Even better if he did it against the Patriots. You know. Because they're mega-douchebags, all of 'em.
It doesn't take a genius to see that Ronnie Brown is flat out kicking ass in every direction this season. He seems to be the only Dolphin who plays the game of football like he's got a pair these days. And he's trucking over fools like they were made of raw meat and he, a meat grinder. Because that's what Ronnie Brown does. And that's what he turns opposing defensive players into. Minced meat.
The Dolphins are going to need a shit load of breaks on Sunday against New England if they're going to pull off the upset of the century. So, offensively, it starts and ends with Ronnie Brown. Cam needs to not deviate from what's been working so far for this offense lately. He needs to ride Ronnie all day long. Ride him like a wild horse. Not literally, of course. That would be creepy.
But ride him! Because Ronnie Brown is the awesomeness. Even a smarmy football genius like Bill Belichick knows this.
Yes, Bill, Ronnie Brown is the shit.