Well it looks like Cam Cameron and Randy Mueller have thrown their hands in the air and exclaimed, "Fuck it!"
Because they were busy trimming the roster even after trading away Chris Chambers to the Bolts.
Remember how fired up and giddy we all were when they signed Donovan Darius? Well, let's all pretend that it didn't happen. Because he's been cut.
Darius missed the Houston game with an apparent calf injury, and last week was on the injury report with the flu. Sounds like Darius was just hanging around for the pay check and the free pre-game coffee and danishes in the locker room, but didn't want to put any work in.
So now we are down to Renaldo Hill, Cameron "Toast McGee" Worrell, Courtney Bryan and Jason "Bustaroo!" Allen at safety.
Holy. And shit. Tom Brady and Randy Moss are going to sodomize us this weekend.
The Dolphins also placed defensive tackle Chase Page on IR, ending his season. Who is Chase Page, you ask? Beats the shit outta me, but he's done for the season.