Boys, coach Cam and I feel you need an extra oompf to get a little pep back in your step.
That's right Randy!
You need a little inspiration from someone we all respect and admire, well frankly, like a god around these parts.
That's right Randy!
So, coach Cam and I have called in a special guest to speak with you to help motivate and put a foot in your caboose. So to speak, heh heh heh.
That's right Randy!
Because we can do this, fellas! We just need the right motivation. Right coach?
Um, and, well, our guest is a tad upset about our 0-11 start. And I think you'd all agree that there's nothing like a good old fashioned pep talk.
That's right Randy!
Yup. So without further adieu, I give you the greatest Miami Dolphin ever: Dan Marino! Dan?
Holy motherfucking Moses. That didn't quite turn out like I'd imagined.
I... I think I just shat myself.
I... I think I just shat myself.