Hey guys. I’m here to help with the Thanksgiving drive.
Aye but I tripped over my shillelagh as I was fightin' a leprechaun and a fairy and I hurt me plum gibblets. They took me Guinness, so I kicked the fairy in his wee little testes and stabbed the leprechaun with a shiv I carved out from a toy compass I gets from me Lucky Charms cereal.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, NATION. BE GOOD. BE SAFE. HAVE FUN. AND DON'T LEAVE ANY LEFTOVERS. OR JESSE WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE....
*for those of you new to the site, yes, Cam Cameron's penis talks to Cam.