Before we get back to the Greg Camarillo Pants Party (yea, we’re gonna milk this shit for all it’s worth), I need to pass along some news items. Because as a blogger, I am bound by law to do this every now and then. Otherwise, it’s a trial by a Tribunal of Bloggers with the possibility of facing a punishment of having to watch an endless loop of a Dane Cook performance for 52 straight hours Clockwork Orange style. So, here we go....
*I failed to mention this but we had a huge response from you people when Ted Ginn Jr. was up for the Diet Pepsi Rookie of the week back in November. I told you to vote. You did. Within the hour, he shot up the ranks and took that bitch. True story. Sorry I forgot to give you guys props and a shout out and all the other hipster things you say to someone when they have achieved some moderate success. I know. Fuck me. My bad. So, let’s do it again! Cleo Lemon is up for FedEx player of the week. He’s up against some stiff competition. And most of you like this guy about as much as rectal exam sans lubricants, so I’m doubting we’ll get the same response as we did with Teddy. But c’mon. I know he’s a shitty career backup quarterback who directs his passes like he’s throwing a baby. But still, he did lead us out of the void. So vote for him. Also, Cam is up for Motorola Coach of the Week. But I'm voting for Brian Billick.
*Despite all his denials, the Wayne Huizenga selling the Dolphins rumors refuse to die. Some say he wants out of the misery, others say it’s about the taxes, still others have said he values what the community thinks of him and doesn’t want to be known as the guy who killed the Dolphins. My thoughts on Huizenga: He’s a good owner. He just has had some really shitty luck while running this team. In a nutshell, he’s pretty much given us everything we’ve asked for within his power. He’s pretty much Robert Kraft but without the shitload of luck that has been dumped on that assbag's pasty white lap over the last few years. Jesus I fucking hate that fat fuck. So, let me know your thoughts. Should Wayne sell? Do you like Wayne? No? Why you no like Wayne?
*It looks like we may have lost Channing Crowder for the year.
And that’s enough of the seriousness around here. Let’s get back to the dick jokes and calling people douchebags….
So ... Cash Warren. What a douchebag!