Cam Cameron has been overwhelmed with head coaching and calling the offensive plays all year. It's tough to be a rookie head coach and deal with all the injuries, and the in-game clock management, and the development of talented rookies and calling in the plays all at the same time. But the good news is Cam is finally delegating. That's right. He's announced a new offensive coordinator. And so his choice as the new Dolphins OC is ... ... ...
Ah fuck!! Motherfucker!! What the fuck!?
This totally explains the three straight runs to hobbled Jesse Chatman after the Porter interception last Sunday. And why not hand Mike Mularkey the keys? When you're cornered by a grizzly in the woods, who else would you turn to but to the guy that suggests you lather yourself in honey to make the bear think you're just a giant mutant bee? "Don't worry!" He'll say. "He'll totally think you're a giant mutant bee and move on! Trust me!"