Bill Parcells spent his day Monday addressing the Dolphins' players and discussing his plan for steering this shit back towards Winnersville, USA. He also spent some time creepily lurking around the Virginia Tech Hokies practice (in case you didn't know, they're in town for this). That was Monday.
Yesterday Parcells woke up at around the time I was just hitting the sack, headed on over to 7-11 for a Big Gulp and some Funyuns for breakfast, and hit camp at about 7:30 AM. Later on in the day, Parcells met with Cam Cameron. But not before he stopped over at the NOVA University cafeteria for a Boar's Head ham sandwich and a large Coke. He spoke with Cameron. And then nothing was decided. Which means Parcells is likely going to wait to speak with whomever he ends up hiring as the next GM before he makes a decision on Cam.
Meanwhile, Parcells and Jeff Ireland's much ballyhooed interview never happened. A flight delay only allowed them to have dinner last night, pushing back the interview until later today. Wonder who's idea it was to have dinner instead of a quick interview? Hmmm.... Parcells also interviewed Jets Director of College Scouting Joey Clinkscales yesterday.
Meanwhile, I spent the day on my couch flipping back and forth between Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs marathon and college bowl games. I also figured out a way to dip my Tostitos chips into the salsa jar and eating it while not having to get up to do it (put the jar on my chest). I also finally figured out how to use the word "ballyhooed" in a blog post. First and second New Year's goals, check! Two down, two to go.