It's Super Bowl week. The most soul-sucking week in the entire calender year. Not much going on news-wise other than ESPN and NFL Network wanting to desperately skull fuck Tom Brady. But here's what there is Dolphins-wise:
-Dan Marino says we should reserve judgment on John Beck. I agree. Because I think The Mormon is a very good quarterback and needs more talent around him. Also because whatever Dan Marino says. If Dan Marino wanted to take a shit in my tuna melt sandwich, I'd absolutely let him.
-Some guy may or may not become the next Dolphins offensive coordinator. Hue Jackson? Sounds made up. He might not even be real.
-Armando Salguero's blog headline today: Trading the first pick to the Cowboys? Not so fast. When did Armando Salguero turn into a 1950's comic book villain?
-Some Boston Herald reporter makes the "Patriots Fan Base Is One Giant Bag of Dicks" theory official with this typically douchey Bostonian rant. Phin Phanatic calls the reporter a Skank. But that's wrong. I would call her something more cute and endearing, like Cunty. Cunty McShitballs.
I'll be back tomorrow with more news (hopefully) and more comedy gold!