Former Cowboys safety Charlie Waters says he likes Bill Parcells and thinks the Tuna will bring a winner to Miami. Waters, who was the Cowboys' radio analyst for Parcells’ last season in Dallas, played 13 years, appeared in five Super Bowls and was a three-time All-Pro NFL safety. So I guess that makes him qualified to make a completely unsystematic presumption about how Parcells will do down here. My qualifications? My balls and my keyboard. Woot!
Meanwhile, Parcells has reportedly offered jobs to more Cowboys assistants. Am I surprised? No. Rather, I am quietly bemused with a dash of incredulity.
Anyway, that’s all I got today. It’s MLK Day. And in honor of the great Martin Luther King Jr., I am now going to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day. Dr. King challenged the status quo with his hard work, selfless determination and tireless sacrifice. I am challenging the status quo by watching an all-day Monster Quest marathon on the History Channel.
That’s right! Eat a dick, segregation!