The big event of the weekend will be the Farewell to the Orange Bowl Stadium festival going on all day tomorrow. The main event features a flag football game between ex-Dolphins and ex-Hurricanes.
You can read my preview of the event for the Miami New Times here.
The Canes roster features guys like Jim Kelly, Bernie Kosar, Lamar Thomas, Randall Hill and Ken Dorsey, among others. The Dolphins will be led by The Right Arm of God himself and features Jason Taylor, Joe Rose, Earl Morrall, Jim Kiick, Nat Moore and Jimmy Cefalo. It's the equivalence of a game between your Dad and his friends vs. your Grandfather and his friends. Good times all around.
It'll be a seven-on-seven matchup from the 50 yard line with 20 minute halves. The Dolphins team will mostly be napping come the last three minutes of the first half.
I say fuck it. It really should just be Dan Marino and JT against the entire Canes roster anyway. "But Dude," you say, "that'd be quite an unfair disadvantage." Why yes, Jimmy, it would be quite a disadvantage.
For the Canes!
Are you kidding me? Dan Marino and Jason Taylor? C'mon!! That's the all-time greatest team-up ever. That's like if Superman and the Incredible Hulk teamed up and fought against a tire swing and a box of raisins. Same thing. It's not even close. This is why the organizers had to throw in useless old fatass turds like Cefalo and Rose, to even the playing field. Lest Jason decides to use Ken Dorsey as a tooth pick after consuming Jim Kelly's spleen. Anyway, should be fun. Here's more info on the event.
Have a great weekend.