Eli Manning appeared on David Letterman Tuesday night. Letterman asked Eli if had a theory on why Pats coach Bill Belichick left the field before the game ended. Manning replied:
"Trying to beat traffic, I guess."
Look at little Eli talking some shit.
This has been a fantastic week, started by the New England Patriots
completing choking away their pursuit of 19-0 and a perfect season and culminating with a picture of Merisa Miller's ass.
True to their own douchebaggery, Patriots fans have either disappeared from the face of the Earth (particularly those who polluted this blog over the past season), or are doing what comes naturally to them when their teams lose: whining like little pussies (link found via Kissing Suzy Kolber).
That's right. A petition. Holy cocksuckers! is that priceless.
My favorite quote from one of the signers of the petition:
1181. Bob. Hi there. I'm a Pat's fan. I believe that we were robbed. I also believe that having a cock up my ass is very enjoyable.
Oh thank you Baby Jesus for such a wonderful, blessed week.
Have a great weekend, Nation. See you Monday.