Apparently, Jason Taylor has supposedly, maybe just set up a MySpace page to keep his fans abreast on his Dancing With the Stars venture. And look who heís got as his number one friend! (after the official Dancing With the Stars page).
Of course, this may not even be real. This could very well be a well orchestrated plot by some deviant who is trying to entice me into a MS chat room where heíll make me e-mail him pictures of me in my swim trunks. Then exploit my weakness for Oreos and make me meet him at a motel where he will then show me the ďOreoĒ he has for me in his pants (U LV OREO? OMG ME 2! LOL). But Iíll bring Chris Hanson along, so itís cool.
Or maybe itís real. Maybe Jason Taylor is a fan of FinsNation. No one in the blogosphere worships him more than I do. So I've got that going for me. And FinsNation is the top fan site on his official website (number one of three, bitch!). However, thereís also no mention of this MySpace page on his website. So who knows. Meh, fuck it. Iím just going to pretend itís real.
I'm friends with the baddest of the badasses, I am!
Know who else I'm friends with? Leonard Nimoy. Yep. I went to a Star Trek convention a couple of years ago and he was on stage and did that Vulcan greeting thing with his hand and he smiled and looked right at me. I was like, whoa. Spock smiled at me! The guy who played Mr. Sulu was also there but he never looked in my direction the whole time he spoke. What a dick, that Mr. Sulu.
So yea, Jason Taylor is my friend.