For the past decade or so, our Dolphins have managed to excel at the art of sucking ass. And not hot ass either. I'm talking rain forest baboon ass.
So, as a result, most posts on this here blog mainly contain Dolphins news along with a few dick jokes. It numbs the pain.
But I'd be remiss if I didn't mention this:
"Dolphins tackle Vernon Carey, ex-Dolphins fullback Rob Konrad... were the big-name winning bidders in the annual Make-A-Wish Ultimate Sports Auction on Tuesday night at the Broward County Convention Center... [the event] drew several prominent athletes, including Dolphins quarterback John Beck...The event raised $240,000 to grant wishes to children with life-threatening medical conditions. About 600 people attended the event, which was emceed by NBC and HBO sportscaster Bob Costas."
All the money raised at the event went to the Make-A-Wish Foundation, which is very kick ass.
So it's a slow day for the Fins, news-wise. But Carey and Beck did their part to help kids with life-threatening medical conditions. And that, my friends, is a whole other level of baddasery.
Meanwhile, I held my own private auction. The winner? The lady in this video. The prize? My heart.
(Thanks to reader Nate for the video. And for having time in his day to find such videos and then for some reason sending them to me.)