ESPN's Matt Mosley says that the Dolphins are going to draft DE Chris Long. Unless they draft QB Matt Ryan:
"The Miami Dolphins are the most tight-lipped organization in football right now. Bill Parcells broke his silence to say a few words to New York Daily News columnist Gary Myers last week, but it wasn't anything particularly revealing. The Dolphins would prefer trading out of the pick, but they won't find a willing partner. I have Miami choosing Virginia defensive end Chris Long right now, but Boston College quarterback Matt Ryan is still a strong possibility. I think Ryan has the intangibles that Parcells is looking for, and it wouldn't be the first time the former head coach drafted a quarterback No. 1 overall (Drew Bledsoe).
I'm told that Parcells has spent hours pouring over tape of Ryan and that he and GM Jeff Ireland have talked to pretty much anyone who's been associated with him. If the Dolphins can reach an agreement with Ryan before the draft, I think they take him. If not, they'll stick with Long."
There are also rumblings that the Dolphins like Michigan QB Chad Henne, whom they reportedly worked out on Tuesday. They also plan to attend USC QB John David Booty's workout. Also, Omar Kelly tells us not to count out LSU DT Glenn Dorsey as the guy the Fins get. Meanwhile, Louisville QB Brian Brohm enters the fray as the fastest QB in this class (4.61 40) and with an identical Wonderlic score as Ryan. And don't forget that Michigan OT Jake Long is still very much a possibility.
So, to recap in case you're just joining us: We still have no fucking clue who the Dolphins will draft first.
Jesus this off-season is boring and monotonous. Getting poked in the face with a monkey's dick would be a hundred times more interesting than this shit right about now. In fact... yea... fuck it... I'm off to the zoo!