I really like what the Dolphins did this year! Last year when they drafted Ted Ginn Jr. with the 9th overall pick, I did a spit take with my Miller Highlife. It was a little embarrassing, actually. But no one noticed. As you can see, I often wear a helmet with a faceguard. Plus I passed it off as sneezing so no one suspected anything. I quietly excused myself from the room and changed into my cowl while Destro and Zartan went to take a "look" at my new pool. Or so they say. Those assholes know fully well they were sneaking more peaks at the Baroness sunbathing. Meh, who can blame them? That bitch is high maintenance but damn, her tits are spectacular! Anyway, after changing into my cowl, I went outside and took my frustrations out by kicking a stray puppy. What? I'm Cobra Commander. I'm a megalomaniacal mad mad who displays a pathological tendency for violence and destruction whenever I am unhappy or dissatisfied in any way. Besides, I mean c'mon man, Ted fucking Ginn? Are you shitting me? Anyway... I like what Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland have done with this draft. Bill's building this team from the trenches. Our defense is suddenly younger and bigger. And what can I say about Jake Long? Dude's a mountain. A real cornerstone left tackle! We're going to pound the rock down people's throats. Anyway, yea, good draft all around. Cobraaaa!!!!!!