Because the draft is a damn coin toss anyway.... so here we go:
Pick #32 Prediction: I’m going with my gut here. My gut tells me it’ll be Chad Henne. My heart hopes it’s either Derrick Harvey or Quentin Groves (if available).
Prediction #2: They will try their damndest, but JT will not be traded this weekend. At least not for a second-rounder (especially not a first-rounder). If he goes, it’ll be for a third-rounder. But, at the end of the day, I’m going to say no one will bite.
Prediction #3: Matt Ryan will take a Brady Quinn-like fall.
Prediction #4: Parcells will use the full 10 minutes of the first pick. Because he’s Bill Parcells and he can do whatever the hell he damn well pleases. Got it, cockrocket?
Prediction #5: The Fins will draft a DT. My prediction: Frank Okam, Texas
Dark Horse Candidate That I Really Like: Eastern Kentucky CB Antwaun Molden. 6-1, 198lbs, 4.3 speed. Should be there in the 3rd round.
Biggest Fear #1: That Darren McFadden will end up with the Jets. God that would suck balls to no end.
Biggest Fear #2: That Vernon Gholston will end up with the Jets or Patriots. Guh.
Biggest Fear #3: Bears. Bears are evil, man. Evil. Also, I'm a little afraid of lizards.
Specific Player Prediction: The Dolphins will look to fill their guard position and depth by drafting Mackenzy Bernadeau from Bentley. Fuck them if they do. Because nothing is more irritating to a blogger who already relies on his spell check way the hell too much than having to spell a name like that all the time.
Final Prediction: I won’t be getting laid this weekend. NFL Draft Weekend is pretty much Dudette repellent. It’s like what Off! is to mosquitoes. Not. Gonna. Happen. Ah well…