Between the Bill Parcells Rules of Complete and Utter Silence Towards the Media and Complete and Utter Non-Access to the Fans and the news that the Fins have a new owner and the tired endless debates on who the Fins will select first with the overall pick, and the lame fact that --shocking!-- the Fins won't trade the first pick, the off-season has officially derailed.
So, sorry for not posting yesterday. I had an idea to post some April Fool's item today about the Fins trading for Randy Moss. But it was lame so I didn't. Speaking of, some in the media fell for today's PFT post on Jason Taylor announcing his retirement tonight on Dancing With the Stars. The media showed themselves to be April fools. Or as I like to call them, dumbfucks.
Anyway, I'll get back to my FinsNation duties in full tomorrow. Hopefully.
Yes, Bill Parcells is awesome. But Bill Parcells is boring. And fat. Most fat people I know are not boring at all. They're jolly and fun. Except when you take away their Baby Ruth. You're just begging for an angry flabby armed beat down then.