Sure I may have ripped into Bill Parcells for acting like a douche towards Jason Taylor and for failing to act like a decent human being towards another human being. All that aside, I love the shit out of this boobilicious bastard!
In his most recent act of cleaning house, Parcells has fired three of Nick Saban's scouts. That's right. Three men who were largely responsible for turds-in-helmets like Jason Allen, Anthony Alabi and Derek Hagan have been canned. Or as Parcells most likely calls it ... they've been Cockpunched.
And Parcells has done a lot of cockpunching since arriving into town. The Tuna has been more than thorough in not only cleaning the stench of past regimes, but of firmly putting the Parcells Stamp of Badassery on everything that has to do with Miami Dolphins football. It's like Parcells is one giant can of Lysol and he's here to clean up the shit stains known as the Wannstedt, Saban & Cameron regimes.
So, Mr. Rainsberger, Mr. Glowik, and Mr. Pollard. There's only one more thing Mr.Parcells would like to know....
You want fries with that Cockpunch!?

