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When Jason Taylor finishes his Dancing With the Stars gig, he'll jump on a plane and head straight for .... Des Moines?
Yup. Instead of joining the team for training camp in late May when DWTS ends, JT will be heading to Iowa for a charity golf tournament.
Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will play in the pro-am event at The Principal Charity Classic May 28 at Glen Oaks Country Club. Other celebrities scheduled to appear in the event include Iowa State wrestling coach Cael Sanderson, athletic directors Gary Barta and Jamie Pollard, Bobby Hansen and Tom Davis. Actor Ron Livingston...
I hate Jason Taylor. Not because he's neglecting his duties with the Miami Dolphins. But because he gets to dance with chicks with hot asses and play some golf and that's pretty much it for his day. Hell, I'd do anything for that and I fucking hate golf. What's more important here is wondering how long before Bill Parcells loses his shit and finally starts calling JT out through the media. I also can't wait for the Miami Herald, Palm Beach Post and Sun-Sentinel to write their endless throng of obligatory articles on all this. Again. Good times.
As for me, I just think it's the tits that as soon as he finishes dry-humping this broad, he's off to Iowa to play golf with Peter Gibbons! Jason Taylor's life is awesome.
