This just in: NFL team evaluators agree -- the Dolphins will suck even worse without Jason Taylor.
"Without Taylor, 'it's a hodgepodge of guys. You're used to a Bill Parcells team being competitive from the start, and I'm not sure how competitive they will be on defense,' one of the executives said, asserting Taylor's departure would leave Miami without any clearly above-average defensive players. The other personnel chief said Miami would be left `with a below-average defense, with holes you can exploit.' ''There are a lot of experts out there. But there is one man's opinion I value above all others. Mine.
Jalepeno poppers should be eaten not just as an appetizer but as a main course too.
Captain James T. Kirk can totally kick Aquaman's ass.
Scarlett Johansson's tits are spectacular.
See? I pull no punches.