We now turn your attention to Dan Le Batard's latest column in the Herald. And the subject is ... sigh ... the Jason Taylor-Bill Parcells feud.
Parcells would like his star lifting weights here. Instead, his star is being named one of People magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People there. Parcells would like his star leading his teammates here. Instead, his star is huddling on TV with Jay Leno there. Parcells wants Taylor in pads, not wardrobe. It is old school versus new school. Caveman versus chameleon. Dictator versus dancer. And 20 million people can tune in every week to see why the tension keeps growing, step by step.
I think the proper response here is to go ahead and slam your head against a wall as hard as you can. A cerebral concussion-induced coma takes about 3 months to come out of. This story should be wrapped up by then. Or you can just stick your fingers in your ears and say "La-la-la-la-la-la-la...." really loudly whenever you hear someone bring this up again. Either option works.