I'll end the week with our other unofficial official FN Girl, Marisa Miller. Our girl made the cover of July's Maxim (who somehow managed to make her look at least 10% less sexy...and thus why I never read Maxim. Seriously, Maxim? A one-piece outfit on Marisa Fucking Miller? Here's a tip, hire some heterosexual photographers on your staff, you boner strangling cockrockets!).
Sure, I can post another item on the whole possible Packers-Dolphins trade. But I won't. Because I'm on vacation. And because I give you guys what you want when Fins news is slow going. Even though some of you spread vicious, vicious rumors about me shacking up in some motel with a certain Miami Herald columnist named Armando. Lies! All lies!!! I would never even be in the same room as Armando Salguero! Now Omar Kelly, I'd totally blow that guy.
See you Monday.
