A. Work. Interestingly, like most humans, I use water to drink and bathe in, also I have an AC to keep running (to avoid the swamp ass) and a child to feed. So, I have work. Lots and lots of work. Too much work, actually. I'm trying to clear the table of all my work so I can get back to serving humanity with blogging about the Miami Dolphins. Anyway, yea, work. Work sucks.
B. New is slow. Absolutely the worst time for all Dolphins and football fans alike. Nothing going on. Nothing. Training camps can't start soon enough. C'mon dickbags. Do something. Give us something interesting to blog about. What's wrong with you assholes? Don't you have ineffectual fights you can start? Strippers to accidentally kill? Drugs to take? Dudes, South Beach is just a few miles down the road. Hit 95 South to 395-Beaches and you're there in twenty. There's a shitload of trouble you can get into there. Nightclubs and trannies galore! The best you can do is pull a gun on some dude outside a fucking Bed, Bath & Beyond? Jesus, you can't even do NFL-thuggery properly? Pathetic.
C. July 4th is coming. And in keeping with my annual 4th of July weekend tradition, I'm shaving my balls to honor two of our Founding Fathers. At least one of them will be Ben Franklin this year. So it will take time to get it just right. You understand.
D. Site Reboot. Look for some major changes to happen with FinsNation in the coming weeks. Nothing huge, but something concerning the ever expanding and evolving nature of FN. So that's something else I gotta deal with. Busy, busy, busy.....
Anyway, I'll try and get all my work done soon, so we can get back to talking about which has-been injury-prone player Parcells is having his guys take a look at next.