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Comments of the Week

I've been meaning to present this new feature here on FN for some time now. So I figured what better time than now. The title is pretty self-explanatory. I'll present the winner (or winners) here every week. Most of your comments are strong, funny and smart. So you should be recognized. And while the winner doesn't always have to be funny, it certainly doesn't hurt. Maybe at the end of the summer I'll present the very best, put it to a vote, and award the winner with a prize. For now, the weekly winners get their very own post in a blog (Hey! Look at you!), respect from their fellow commenters (or utter jealously and contempt) and a hardy cyber-slap on the back and an atta boy! from me.

This Week's Winner is dice13 from my vacation post:

Better you go on vacation now than during Training camp. That would suck.

Louis CK: "Go suck a bag of dicks!

Basically because any time you quote an idol of mine, you win. Hands down. I'm that easy.

Comments of the Week

I've been meaning to present this new feature here on FN for some time now. So I figured what better time than now. The title is pretty self-explanatory. I'll present the winner (or winners) here every week. Most of your comments are strong, funny and smart. So you should be recognized. And while the winner doesn't always have to be funny, it certainly doesn't hurt. Maybe at the end of the summer I'll present the very best, put it to a vote, and award the winner with a prize. For now, the weekly winners get their very own post in a blog (Hey! Look at you!), respect from their fellow commenters (or utter jealously and contempt) and a hardy cyber-slap on the back and an atta boy! from me.

This Week's Winner is dice13 from my vacation post:

Better you go on vacation now than during Training camp. That would suck.

Louis CK: "Go suck a bag of dicks!

Basically because any time you quote an idol of mine, you win. Hands down. I'm that easy.

Packers Make Exploratory Inquiry About JT, Which is Just a Fancy Way of Saying They Asked if Miami is Still Actually Asking for a First Rounder

Taking time away from my vacay to post this: A report says that the Packers have made an "exploratory inquiry" about trading for Jason Taylor. And basically this is news because some guys on the coaching staff used to work under Wandstedt in Miami and that the Packers are desperate for a DE because they're not sure when they're going to get Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila and his busted up knee back.

Whatever.

So in other words, the Packers went, "Sup. You guys still wanna trade JT? Because we kinda need a defensive end." And the Dolphins went, "Uh. Yea. Sure. Give us your first round pick, or your second round pick for 2009 and he's all yours." And then the next sound that was heard was the Packers hanging up the line. The end.

And now... back to getting poolside and continuing to astound and amaze the Brazilian ladies I met with my charm, sophistication and wit.... they have no idea I'm a blogger. My name is Fernando and I am a lion tamer. More drinks for the beautiful ladies! Fernando demands it!

Packers Make Exploratory Inquiry About JT, Which is Just a Fancy Way of Saying They Asked if Miami is Still Actually Asking for a First Rounder

Taking time away from my vacay to post this: A report says that the Packers have made an "exploratory inquiry" about trading for Jason Taylor. And basically this is news because some guys on the coaching staff used to work under Wandstedt in Miami and that the Packers are desperate for a DE because they're not sure when they're going to get Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila and his busted up knee back.

Whatever.

So in other words, the Packers went, "Sup. You guys still wanna trade JT? Because we kinda need a defensive end." And the Dolphins went, "Uh. Yea. Sure. Give us your first round pick, or your second round pick for 2009 and he's all yours." And then the next sound that was heard was the Packers hanging up the line. The end.

And now... back to getting poolside and continuing to astound and amaze the Brazilian ladies I met with my charm, sophistication and wit.... they have no idea I'm a blogger. My name is Fernando and I am a lion tamer. More drinks for the beautiful ladies! Fernando demands it!

lol dolphins mini-camp

lol dolphins mini-camp

lol chad henne

 

lol chad henne

 

"This is No Vacation, It's a Quest. It's a Quest for Fun..."

 
Sup Nation. Just wanted to let everyone know I'll be off on vacation this week. The Dolphins are on vacation themselves, so I figured fuck it, why don't I just go on vacation too. For me, this means kicking back with a margarita on some random beach, hitting the waves, and ogling as much tits and ass that is humanly possible. For you, this means posting will be somewhat light.

I'll be back next Monday, most likely refreshed, definitely hungover and definitely broker than ever. So have yourself a good week. I'll be out and about, having so much fun I'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah out of my asshole.

See you then.

"This is No Vacation, It's a Quest. It's a Quest for Fun..."

 
Sup Nation. Just wanted to let everyone know I'll be off on vacation this week. The Dolphins are on vacation themselves, so I figured fuck it, why don't I just go on vacation too. For me, this means kicking back with a margarita on some random beach, hitting the waves, and ogling as much tits and ass that is humanly possible. For you, this means posting will be somewhat light.

I'll be back next Monday, most likely refreshed, definitely hungover and definitely broker than ever. So have yourself a good week. I'll be out and about, having so much fun I'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah out of my asshole.

See you then.