George Carlin - Guys Named Todd
Fuck. Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am FUCK... It's an interesting word too, cause it's got a double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word fuck. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, fuck... What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeah, we're going to fuck, yeah, we're going to fuck, yeah, we're going to make love. And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word fuck hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument: Oh, fuck you man! I said, fuck you! Stupid fuck! Fuck you and everybody that looks like you! It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word fuck for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madfuckers still on the loose! Stop me before I fuck again! Fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump! Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll fuck that engine again! ...
