The following is an actual e-mail exchange between me (The Dude) and FinsNation star commenter Dat Ro Ro Kid (DRK) yesterday afternoon:
DRK: I read this and it makes me very, very angry.
DUDE: Yea, I saw that. It's so awesome being a Dolphins fan.
DRK: I think you could seriously put the monkeys from 'Project X' to run the front office with buttons on a giant console representing certain drafts picks and free agents and we'd be way better off than we are right now.
DUDE: The Josh McCown era starts soon!
DRK: (throws up in pants)
I'll just end this by once gain reiterating that we all hope Cam Cameron and Randy Mueller both have themselves a rectal accident. Like falling ass-first onto a hammer or a cactus, respectively.