Once again, Armando Salguero proves he is, without a doubt, a dickbag. If it wasn't for Greg Cote, Salguero would be the Undisputed Shit Tossing Champion of the World among Miami Dolphins beat writers. Alas, Cote grabbed the number one seed back from him after yesterday's massive pile of horse shit.
Today our man Arrrrrmando not only writes about the Dolphins' marketing foul up (really, dude, I don't give a shit if the Fins can't sell tickets. Build a fucking winner and that place will be a sell out every damn week. There. Marketing done.) but he also creates a meaningless firestorm over a political blurb he makes trying to be clever in showing how the Fins marketing dept. is all messed up. Now he has 50+ comments (and counting), 90% of which is a bunch of dick slapping morons yelling at each other over political issues.
The lone exception could be this comment I stumbled upon:
By reading Armando's blog every day you will come to determine that, in fact, the Dolphins are the ABSOLUTE WORST THING ON THE PLANET EARTH
Worse than the Holocaust, genocide in Darfur, the Asian Tsunami of 2004 and cancer - combined.
Posted by: Dat RoRo Kid July 09, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Fins Nation is everywhere!
Anyway, I just hope the rumors of A-Sal having his contract bought out by the ever shrinking Miami Herald are true and we can all be free to read about our Dolphins without the added nuisance of having our brain cells destroyed by the millions. What a gift to the entire world that would be. Unless it's not true. Then Armando might as well change the name of his blog from "Dolphins In Depth," to "Fuck You, Chris’s Hopes!".
