Last season, with our votes, we helped Ted Ginn win the Pepsi Rookie of the Week. And while that in and of itself is not much of a feat, it at least masked some of the pain we were still feeling over his being drafted 9th overall by our beloved fucked-up franchise. Point is, you -- we -- came through and our votes bolted him over some other rookies I don't remember.
Well it's time to make it happen again, Nation. Sirius Satellite Radio is putting together "The Greatest NFL Team of All Time" and this week are asking folks to vote for the greatest quarterback of all time. Polls close on Monday, but that doesn't mean you have permission to wait til then, you procrastinating shitball. Go do it. Now. Vote for Dan Marino and feel good that you did something productive with your day. I voted last night and, last I checked, Dan The Right Arm of God Marino was tied for first with Joe Thank Christ For Bill Walsh! Montana at 19%.
So do your civic duty as a member of the Nation. We pull this off, and it will be official. You will be recognized as the awesomest fans in the universe. And the entire world will know that you just don't fuck with the FinsNation Army!
Ain't that right, Tiny Armando?
Damn fuckin straight.
Thanks to reader Dick for sending in the tip. You may have an unfortunate name, but you're still a badass in my book.